What was Albert Connell thinking when he allegedly took money from the locker of rookie teammate Deuce McAllister?

	"It was just a little rookie hazing. I swear."

A. He has always believed that adversity brings teammates closer together.

B. He has always been a great admirer of John Croce.

C. He was imposing his own version of a salary cap.

D. On his salary of a mere $2.8 million per year, he could not afford to purchase enough jewelry to hold up his head while hangin' with the Saints' other wide receivers.

E. He knew coach Jim Haslett admired aggression, and he wanted Haslett to think more highly of him.

F. Just having a little fun. Since Cam Cleeland got hurt in 1998, Saints' rookie hazing has had to go underground.