There seems to be a permanent full moon over sports these days, with everyone from the usual suspects (Mark Cuban, Jason Williams, Bud Selig) to normally solid citizens (Brett Favre) doing or saying weird and bizarre things.

We tried to figure out what these folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the various possibilities for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another "strange but true" sports story.

	"Hey, David, are there two strips of bacon on an Ultimate Burger or just one?"

What was Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinking when he said he would not hire NBA director of officials Ed T. Rush "to manage a Dairy Queen"?

A. After more than 30 years as a ref in the NBA, there's no way the aging Rush could possibly remember all the ingredients for an "Ultimate Burger" or figure out how to operate the "Blizzard" machine

B. Cuban was trying to set the record for the biggest fine ever handed out by the NBA office

C. DQ has never employed anyone over age 20 in its history

D. The Mavs owner is suspicious of any NBA ref who flaunts the middle initial "T"

E. Cuban accidentally let it slip that he plans to venture into the world of fast-food franchising

F. Cuban figures Ed T. Rush is responsible for the Canadian power trio's disappointing efforts since "Signals"