What was Liza Minelli thinking when she asked Michael Jackson to be the best man at her wedding?

	Michael Jackson, right, and Elizabeth Taylor get to the church on time for Liza Minelli's wedding.

A. She was trying to make her new husband feel more masculine.

B. She wanted to see what kind of outfit Michael would think was appropriate for a best man.

C. She didn't actually ask him. She asked Elizabeth Taylor to be her maid of honor, and Taylor said she wasn't coming without a date that made her look good by comparison.

D. Michael has been looking a little pale lately, and Liza thought it would be good if he could get out a little more often.

E. She figured it would help sales of her wedding DVD.

F. Her first choice, Alice Cooper, had a previous engagement.