What the heck was Michael Jackson thinking when he accused his longtime record label of being "racist"?

	Michael Jackson is looking to blame someone for the poor sales of his last album.

A. "Because they're bad ..."

B. "And Tommy Mottola once called Bubbles a monkey. He's a chimpanzee, dammit!"

C. "Let's see, what would be the quickest way to deflect attention from this ugly mess about my connection to a gay-porn producer? ... Oh, I know."

D. "People of my race -- accused pedophile black freaks with a pigmentation disease who've undergone scores of plastic surgery and prefer to hang around aging actresses and singers -- have been kept down by the man for too long."

E. "Wait'll they get a load of my new gangsta rap CD."

F. "How can I get the same $28 million severance deal that Mariah Carey got from her record company? I know, accuse my record company of not trying to market my latest lame release."