Don't you know who I am?

What the heck was "Dawson's Creek" star Joshua Jackson thinking when he was arrested at a Carolina Hurricanes game for allegedly assaulting a security guard?

A. "I guess in Carolina they guard the empty chairs and C-list stars."

B. "Next week, on a very special episode of 'Dawson's Creek,' Pacey gets placed in general population."

C. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

D. "Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!"

E. "I'm a Hollywood celebrity. Some overpriced lawyer will use the fact that I'm above the law to help me beat the rap."

F. "You've got it all wrong. I was merely doing research for my next movie. I play the title character in 'The William Ligue Jr. Story.' "