That step Omar Vizquel lost must be the foot in his mouth.

What the heck was Indians shortstop Omar Vizquel thinking when he whined about Texas' Alex Rodriguez winning the Gold Glove, denying Vizquel his 10th straight Gold Glove?

A. "In my next autobiography, I'm gonna reveal that he uses magnets in his glove."

B. "Isotoner is giving away a free pair of suede gloves if you send in 10 proof of Gold Glove seals. All I needed was one more!"

C. "I'm gonna change my name to O-Viz, and then I'll get some respect."

D. "It's all Pudge's fault. If he'd won, then the one-Rodriguez-from-Texas Gold Glove quota would've been satisfied already."

E. "Whatever. At least I wasn't stuck listening to Rocker in the dugout all season."

F. "The guy's got an actual solid gold glove at home. What does he need this one for?"