ANNOUNCER: Presenting this award are recording artist Jennifer Lopez and child actor Bart Simpson.
SIMPSON: Jennifer, it is my distinct honor to stand next you here tonight.
LOPEZ: Stop looking down my dress.
SIMPSON: Isn't that the point? I mean, Ricky Williams' dreadlocks do a better job of covering him in the shower than your scarf-and-brooch getup does here on stage.
LOPEZ: The point is that this dress exists for the benefit of the American public, not you.
SIMPSON: Yes, but I have the best vantage point.
LOPEZ: Don't make me to get Puffy on your case!
SIMPSON: Oh yeah, the guy who got his nickname in high school football by puffing out his chest to make himself look bigger. I'm terrified. But out of respect for you, I'll back off.
LOPEZ: Thank you.
SIMPSON: You're welcome. By the way, I just dropped the envelope. Can you lean over and pick it up?
LOPEZ: Sure.
SIMPSON: And the Oscar goes to ...
