Tonya Harding: Will skate for rent money.

What was Tonya Harding's landlord thinking when he sued to evict her and her roommate from a house in Vancouver, Wash.?

A. He's a big Nancy Kerrigan fan, and he wanted to give her something to smile about.

B. He's got artificial knees made of rubber, so he figured he didn't have anything to worry about.

C. He's a former figure skating judge, and he still resents the fact Harding did not spend enough time practicing her compulsory figures.

D. He's annoyed she turned down the chance to raise rent money by skating in a topless show in Las Vegas.

E. He's sick of listening to Foreigner's "Cold as Ice" played at earache volume over Harding's outdoor stereo system.

F. He's still ticked off that her "honeymoon" video is not available on DVD.