Brad Miller, right, guards someone a little less intimidating, Michael Jordan.

What was Brad Miller thinking while Shaquille O'Neal took a punch at him Saturday night?

A. "Are my life insurance and my will in order?"

B. "If I rip off my jersey, maybe he won't recognize me."

C. "Objects may be closer (and much larger) than they appear in the rear-view mirror."

D. "Hey, it was Phil Jackson who started all this Hack-a-Shaq stuff. Not me!"

E. "Wait a minute! We're 7-29! Why am I risking my life?"

F. "Perhaps I shouldn't have made that wisecrack about 'Kazaam!' "