As a regular sports fan, you're probably baffled by the confusing quotes and actions of many stars. So Page 2 is here to help you read between the lines.

We tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the various possibilities for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another "strange but true" sports story.

	Steve Spurrier promises at least one win next season.

What was Steve Spurrier thinking when he "guaranteed" a victory over the Dallas Cowboys?

A. He figured that was smarter than guaranteeing a Super Bowl win, or even a return to the playoffs.

B. He wanted to differentiate himself as soon as possible from Marty Schottenheimer, who was 0-2 against the Cowboys last year.

C. Since the 'Skins have lost nine straight to the Cowboys, he wanted to show -- despite all reports to the contrary -- that he has a good sense of humor.

D. He's never seen Tony Banks play.

E. He's always been a great admirer of Patrick Ewing.

F. He's an arrogant ------- (rhymes with "Seminole").