What was Attorney General John Ashcroft thinking when he ordered two semi-nude Art Deco statues at the Justice Department covered up with $8,000 drapes?

	Attorney General John Ashcroft speaks before his curtain call.

A. He wanted to grab some attention away from that show-off Donald Rumsfeld.

B. Just proving his point that Justice isn't blind.

C. Had trouble looking "Spirit of Justice" in the eye, and he was tired of blushing whenever he noticed her bare breast.

D. He's a leg man.

E. The $15,000 drapes simply clashed with his darling new haircut.

F. Thought it would distract people from noticing the government randomly violating civil liberties.