As a regular sports fan, you're probably baffled by the confusing quotes and actions of many stars. So, Page 2 is here to help you read between the lines with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

	"I'm not really Mike Martz. I'm actually Barry Bostwick."

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the various possibilities for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another "strange but true" sports story.

What was Rams coach Mike Martz thinking as Adam Vinatieri's 48-yard field goal cleared the uprights, giving the Patriots a 20-17 victory in Super Bowl XXXVI?

A. "Wow! Is Belichick actually smiling over there?"

B. "No one's going to believe this story at my next Mensa meeting."

C. "Guess I shouldn't have saved all my really good plays for overtime."

	Martz

	Bostwick

D. "I can probably slip out of here unnoticed if I just tell everyone that I'm Barry Bostwick."

E. "On second thought, trying to adapt a Donovan McNabb game plan for Kurt Warner probably wasn't a good idea."

F. "Maybe I can get Marshall to tell everyone he was hurt."