What were the members of the California State Athletic Commission thinking when Mike Tyson applied for a license to fight Lennox Lewis in their state?

	"And then in the spring of 1847, the Donner Party was forced to do something that's perfectly natural."

A. "Maybe Nevada doesn't need the money, but we sure do."

B. "At least he's shown a terrific knowledge of California history, particularly the Donner Party."

C. "... however, we hope he has a nice filling snack before we convene."

D. "Of course, these new rape allegations are a problem. But, as Mr. Johnnie Cochran so nicely put it, 'If he ain't in jail, you must get real.' "

E. "Our personal operating philosophy? 'Moderation in the pursuit of integrity is no vice ...' "

F. "... which is why we are taken aback by Don King's new non-bribery policy. That's the kind of thing that could be really bad for boxing."