What were the voters thinking when they failed to elect Bill Parcells into the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

	"On second thought, I didn't want to go to Canton anyway."

A. Payback, baby, for all those years Parcells manipulated and intimidated the press to motivate his players.

B. They really, honestly, truly, no kidding, thought Dan Hampton and Dave Casper had more of an impact on the game.

C. "Big Tuna" is too undignified a nickname for a member of such a staid and prestigious organization.

D. That large donation to the Sportswriters' Retirement Fund by the Glazers, Bob Kraft and Woody Johnson significantly influenced their thinking.

E. Always felt the TV guys got a better postgame buffet than the writers at Giants Stadium when Parcells was calling the shots.

F. Were afraid he'd change his mind at the last moment and refuse to give an induction speech.