Dapper Al Davis tries to contain his glee.

What was Al Davis thinking during his press conference to announce the Jon Gruden deal with Tampa Bay?

A. "Remember, don't smile too much. Try not to think about all those draft picks and all that money. Try to act like you did this for the good of Jon. (Breathe). Hold back that smile. Uh-oh. I think I feel my lips starting to turn up."

B. "Damn, it's bright in here."

C. "I already regret that decision. I knew I should have worn the white sweatsuit."

D. "Those Glazer boys remind me of Darryl and his other brother Darryl from 'Newhart.' "

E. "No matter how long Chucky coaches in Tampa, I'll always hate Shanahan more."

F. "Can't wait to see the look on the Glazers' faces when I hire Parcells and pay him with their $8 million."