The Yankees take another swing on Darryl Strawberry

What were the Yankees thinking when they said they'd like to hire Darryl Strawberry as a player development coach?

A. Steve Howe was unavailable.

B. Once you lose a World Series, it's time to really start over.

C. We'll definitely beat those pesky Mets to the back-page headline today.

D. George Steinbrenner has finally let his God complex convince him that he can turn around anybody.

E. Don Zimmer told The Boss he wasn't having enough fun on the bench, 'cause "Joe is such a stooge."

F. Tony Montana was unavailable.