Wayne Gretzky was feeling a little sickly in Salt Lake City.

What was Wayne Gretzky thinking when he said, "It almost sickens my stomach to turn the TV on because I'm such a proud Canadian ... It makes me ill to hear some of the things that are being said about us."

A. "U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A. ... No matter how hard I try that annoying chant keeps ringing in my head."

B. The quality of TV shows has gone steadily downhill ever since that jerk Duchovny forced the "X Files" to stop filming in Vancouver.

C. "I haven't been this mad since Janet told me the studio was refusing to make 'American Anthem II.' "

D. "Is there any way Ed Belfour can injure himself so we can get Patrick Roy here ASAP?"

E. "I have half a mind to come back and just stick it to Roman Hamrlik myself."

F. "U.S. writers and broadcasters who ignore hockey until the Olympics should either learn the sport or shut up."