What was Derrick Coleman thinking?
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What the heck was Derrick Coleman thinking when his license was revoked after he was pulled over for driving 100 mph and refusing a Breathalyzer test?

Derrick Coleman
Derrick Coleman was caught moving a little faster than usual.
A. "I was hoping it was Olden Polynice pulling me over."

B. "Johnnie Cochran better start thinking of a word that rhymes with 'underachiever.' "

C. "Let me think. I guess it's now North Dakota, Alabama and Hawaii that I'm allowed to drive in."

D. "Yes, officer, I was speeding. But I have to get home so I can vote for my 'American Idol.' Justin is sooooo dreamy!"

E. "This will show all those fans who claim I do everything in slow motion."

F. "I'm a highly paid, high-profile professional athlete. I'm sure I'll be fine."





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