What the heck was E! thinking when it gave Anna Nicole Smith a reality TV show?

	Move over, Ozzie. Anna Nicole Smith is the newest player in reality TV.

A. "We're looking to attract the highly coveted 90- to 95-year-old affluent male demographic."

B. "Well, when she overdoses on Ho-Ho's, we can segue right in to her 'E! True Hollywood Story.' "

C. E! had three reasons, but it can only remember two of them.

D. "We need a backup in case our new 'Wild on: Boise' series flops.

E. When they did the focus group, only Joey Buttafuoco showed up ... and he was crazy for the idea.

F. Great title: "Who Wants to Outlive a Millionaire?"