What the heck was John Henry Williams thinking when he decided to freeze the body of his father, Hall of Fame slugger Ted Williams?

	John Henry's good relationship with his dad, Ted, has suddenly turned icy.

A. "Did you see 'Vanilla Sky'? That was so trippy."

B. "Did you see how much that comic book guy paid for the McGwire ball? That was just thread and cork!"

C. "I need a constant option for the car pool lane."

D. On the next Springer ... "Kids Who Should Have Been Aborted."

E. "It's summertime. If we leave him out, he'll spoil."

F. "When I walk down the street, I just want people to say, 'There goes the kid who froze the greatest hitter who ever lived.' "