What the heck were officials at Dickinson College thinking when they booted a group of kids that was selling cookies and drinks out of the Redskins' training camp?

	Daniel Snyder has enough dough to buy all the cookies he wants.

A. Admission to training camp: $10. Parking: $5. Overpriced team-run concessions: $12. Making fans pay through the nose to watch punting drills: Priceless.

B. "Big Daddy needs to come back to practice, now."

C. "When one of the security guards mistook Mr. Snyder for a 9-year-old kid, we knew something had to change."

D. "We couldn't risk anyone tracking crumbs into The Danny's helicopter."

E. We'd better get rid of these kids before Snyder offers them a $2.1 million buyout to go away.

F. "Spurrier's grandkids are selling Thin Mints at the other end of the field."