As usual, a lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

	With his team in first place, George Steinbrenner has turned to criticizing minor-league umpires.

What the heck was Yankees owner George Steinbrenner thinking when he criticized female umpire Rio Cortesio?

A. "I should join Augusta National."

B. She refused to cancel Cablevision.

C. She's a little too pro-revenue sharing.

D. "This might sound sexist, but I really think a woman's place is in the home. How is she supposed to umpire burdened by thoughts of laundry and chores left undone?"

E. "Why can't she call strikes like Eric Gregg?"

F. "You know how you hit the girl in third grade that you actually have a crush on?"