What the heck was Oscar winner Adrien Brody thinking when he swept Halle Berry into his arms and laid a big, wet kiss on her during the Academy Awards?

	Besides the Oscar, Adrien wanted more ammo when he called every girl he wanted to date in high school.

A. "I was just so thrilled that she didn't say, 'And the winner by a nose is Adrien Brody.' "

B. "Hey, if you can't make unwanted advances on a married woman whose husband is sitting 25 feet away, than the terrorists have already won."

C. "I was simply introducing Dorothy Dandridge to my tongue."

D. "By the time Michael Moore is done tonight, nobody is going to remember this."

E. "No wonder Billy Bob won't stop talking about making 'Monster's Ball 2.' "

F. "All I have to say is, thank goodness Kathy Bates wasn't presenting."