What the heck was Tiger Woods thinking after a weekend in which the following happened: His girlfriend, Elin Nordegren, passed out from exhaustion and had to be taken from the course to a hospital; he came down with food poisoining after eating a pasta dinner that Nordegren had prepared for him; and after all that, he went out and won the Bay Hall Invitational by 11 strokes despite the fact that he was throwing up constantly on the course?

	When Elin said seafood, Tiger mistakenly thought she meant Swedish fish.

A. "If this doesn't prove to Hootie that some women don't belong in the kitchen, I don't know what will."

B. "Good thing I'm not superstitious. Repeating all of this every weekend would be a real bitch."

C. "I knew there was something strange about Fuzzy offering Elin cooking lessons."

D. "MJ told me that when he got bored with the competition, he'd just scarf down some food that had been left out overnight."

E. "Ya know, you put a few dollars down against yourself, then you make an honest attempt to throw the tournament, but sometimes things just don't go your way."

F. "I never did like Swedish meatballs."