What the heck was Roman Polanski thinking when he won the Oscar for Best Director despite the fact that he remains in foreign exile for admitting that he had sex with a 13-year-old girl?

	"Nothing is as sweet as a rose, except the fact that France doesn't have a Megan's Law."

A. "The Oscar is truly a marvelous statutory, er, statue."

B. "I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent ... and convoluted extradition laws."

C. "It would have been worth the jail time to have come back and kissed Halle."

D. "I've already gotten offers to direct the porn parody of 'The Pianist.' It's called … well, I'm sure you can figure it out."

E. "Wow, I just finished watching the Best Animated Feature with my current girlfriend, and then this!"

F. "Woody Allen, this one's for you."