What the heck was Madonna thinking when she tied with Britney Spears for worst actress at the 2003 Razzie Awards?

	Madonna tearfully accepts her award even though she felt she was snubbed for "Desperately Seeking Susan."

A. "Oh, I suck, but all of a sudden Queen Latifah is Meryl %*&#@^$ Streep?"

B. "I can't believe I tied with Britney Spears. Wait, tied up with Britney Spears? There's my next video."

C. "Have these people never heard of Jennifer Love Hewitt?"

D. "That's it, I'm cutting Guy Ritchie's allowance in half."

E. "Judging by Adam Sandler's career, winning one of these means I'll work forever."

F. "We live in a fictitious country with fictitious breasts."