What the heck was Shaquille O'Neal thinking when he criticized Mike Bibby's participation on the Olympic team, calling the Kings guard "a Cub Scout" among "Boy Scouts"?

	Shaq wanted to say Man Scout, but realized that sounded kind of creepy.

A. "And don't even get me started on that Girl Scout Doug Christie."

B. "I quit the scouts two tasks short of my wolf badge, and this lashing is just way of trying to feel complete."

C. "I could have been crueler and called him a 'Cubs player.' "

D. "Did you see his Pinewood Derby car? It looked like he painted it with a spatula."

E. "He hasn't even gotten his paternity-suit badge yet."

F. "Even Mark Madsen can tie a better slip knot that Bibby."