As usual, a lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

	Jennifer Garner needs at least two minutes of prep time to look this good.

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

What was actor Scott Foley thinking when his marriage to "Alias" star Jennifer Garner ended?

A. "Honestly, she's overrated. I mean, sure, with makeup and everything, she's a 10. But first thing in the morning, she's a 9.7 at best."

B. "Slitting my wrist, running the car in a closed garage, a nice tight noose ... I never realized how many ways there were to kill one's self."

C. "At least we've worked out an amicable settlement. I get the house, and Jennifer gets custody of the looks and talent."

D. "I knew it was a mistake to ask if she'd find out if Ben and J-Lo would be interested in swinging."

E. "No prob. How hard can it be to find another 31-year-old beauty on the verge of stardom who respects someone who hasn't done anything more impressive than play the foil to Keri Russell's hair on 'Felicity'?"

F. "Hey, now Chris Judd and I can start a 'C-List Celebrities Who Were Once Married to Hot Chicks But Now Are Relegated to Appearing in Reality Shows' support group."