What the heck were Sacramento Kings owners Joe and Gavin Maloof thinking when they found out that their brother Phil was dating Britney Spears?

	Money can't buy happiness? Oh, you must be poor.

A. "Thank God, we never spackled that hole in the wall between our bedrooms."

B. "Wow, money really is an aphrodisiac."

C. "She has been with Fred Durst and Colin Farrell, so we hope he knows about the glove ... and we ain't talking about Gary Payton."

D. "If he leaves a cowbell on the doorknob, we probably shouldn't knock."

E. "Funny, we never wished we were identical twin brothers until now."

F. "Can she guard Shaq."