What was Barbara Walters thinking when she asked Oscar-nominated actress Julianne Moore to kiss her during Walters' prime-time special ... and Moore obliged?

	"And that Ellen Degeneres is so yummy, I mean funny."

A. " 'Menopausal Girls Gone Wild' will pay a fortune for this!"

B. "I wanted that Russian duo, tATu, on the show, but they declined. This was my next best option."

C. "Chicks with speech impediments can do crazy things with their tongues."

D. "Take that, Sandra Bernhard!"

E. "I like to make my guests cry. Quite frankly, I could think of no better way to achieve my goal."

F. "If you were a tree, what kind of girl-on-girl action tree would it be?"