What the heck was New Jersey thinking when it refused to sanction a Mike Tyson fight at the Meadowlands?

	With Kenyon Martin around, New Jersey doesn't need anymore thugs in the state.

A. "We feel that it's in keeping with our new state slogan: 'Everybody's welcome in New Jersey, except for sociopathic, misogynist rapists who've been known to eat body parts.'"

B. "After all, we're in the midst of a statewide rabies vaccine shortage."

C. "We're worried where he'll get his next tattoo if he lines up another fight."

D. "Trenton already glows in the dark. Would this really help our state's rep?"

E. "Jimmy Hoffa will roll over in his grave, wherever that may be, if Tyson fights at the Meadowlands."

F. "After his last fight, the place would be so empty you could hear an ear drop."