What the heck was Shaq thinking when he claimed he missed a recent practice because his car broke down?

	"Hey, I only own one car to cut down on my insurance costs."

A. "You know how hard it can be to flag down a taxi sometimes -- especially when you're a 7-foot-1, 330-pound black man. Guys like me tend to blend into the background."

B. "I should have just said my karma was out of whack, and I needed to meditate."

C. "If my car breaks down on company time, shouldn't I be able to go home and do nothing about it on company time, too?"

D. "When I find out which one of my 50 handlers didn't sign me up for AAA, he's gone."

E. "Damn Kia."

F. "Phil gave me a copy of 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance,' but it didn't help much with a souped-up Escalade."