Kevin Garnett, right, raised a toast to the fans of Minnesota.

What was Kevin Garnett thinking when he bought Minnesota fans a round before the T-Wolves' game with Phoenix on Tuesday night?

A. He finally realized that if he's going to spend even half of the money in his bank account, he's going to have to get busy.

B. The kid never got a chance to go to college ... and he's always wondered what frat life would have been like.

C. He was demonstrating the answer to that ancient riddle: What can Kevin Garnett do that Darius Miles, Kwame Brown, Eddy Curry and Tyson Chandler, put together, can't?

D. With the Twins facing contraction rumors, Randy Moss saying he doesn't play hard and the T-Wolves losing draft picks over the Joe Smith scandal, KG figured Minnesota fans might need a good stiff drink.

E. He recently attended a WWF event and a NASCAR race, and he loved the atmosphere when half the crowd was hammered.

F. He wanted all fans over 21 to have a good excuse for not being able to spell "Szczerbiak."