What were the French, Polish, Russian and Chinese judges thinking during the pairs figure skating competition Monday?

A. "Sure the Russian pair made some mistakes, but their routine was more difficult."

	The Olympic spirit of Juan Antonio Samaranch lives on with this folks.

B. "... Blame Canada.
"Blame Canada
"With all their hockey hubbabaloo
"And that bitch Anne Murray too
"Blame Canada ..."

C. "A deal's a deal. The Olympic spirit of Mr. Samaranch will live on."

D. "What is David Pelletier doing with that anglophone? Charles De Gaule said it best, 'Vivre le Quebec libre.' "

E. "I thought they were sending me to a WBC championship fight."

F. "Sacre bleu. Those Canadians will suffer for eternally shaming French cuisine with poutine."