"See, Justin: Anything Mandy can do I can do better."

What was Britney Spears thinking when she decided to make "Crossroads"?

A. "Movie, Pepsi commercial, what's the diff? You get some cameras, people move around, people say stuff ... hey, let's roll."

B. "Now maybe Justin will stop drooling over that damn Mandy Moore and her alleged 'acting' talent."

C. "I need to find something useful for that Bob Dole to do. He seems like a nice, old guy. Maybe he can be my Best Grip, whatever that is."

D. "Madonna said you must always reinvent yourself before people get tired of the last incarnation. And that woman knows."

E. "Music is hard work. I need a relaxing hobby."

F. "Bah, bi, bop, bop, bah ..."