Rickey Henderson isn't done yet.

What was Rickey Henderson thinking when he signed a minor-league deal with the Red Sox?

A. "Rickey wasn't thinkin' nothin'. Rickey be all about doin'."

B. "Rickey be lookin' good in red."

C. "Rickey be fittin' in perfect with the Red Sox ... 25 players, 25 cabs ... that be Rickey's philosophy of life."

D. "Rickey be holdin' all the important records ... except for taters. And that Green Monster be made for Rickey's swing."

E. "Rickey be wantin' to see more of Aerosmith's hometown. 'Walk This Way' be one of Rickey's all-time favorite tunes."

F. "Boston is a town, despite its good points, with a deeply ingrained vein of racism. Those kinds of people love to make believe they are really liberals by acting graciously -- though paternalistically -- toward black men who refer to themselves in the third person, use the verb form 'is' incorrectly and slur all words that end in 'ing'. I should have it made, even if my OBP is less than .250."