As a regular sports fan, you're probably baffled by the confusing quotes and actions of many stars. So, Page 2 is here to help you read between the lines with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

	Would you want to hide the fact that you were dating this woman?

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the various possibilities for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another sports story.

What was Kings star Chris Webber thinking when he erupted at members of the Sacramento media for reporting that he was dating model Tyra Banks?

A. He was really miffed that Banks was described in one newspaper report as a "model" instead of a "supermodel."

B. He was enraged when he found Banks' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover hanging in the locker of teammate Hidayet Turkoglu and heard the Turkish-born player exclaim, "America! What a country!" So, he just took it out on reporters.

C. Tyra is a Lakers fan.

D. He now views the quick end to Rony Seikaly's career as a cautionary tale of what can happen to NBA players whose significant others grace the SI Swimsuit cover.

E. He detected insincerity in Tyra's voice in that commercial where she says, "I love this game."

F. Being a "free agent" was the happiest time of C-Webb's life.