Former Cowboy Nate Newton is looking for a little help from his friends.

What was Nate Netwon thinking when he said he might call Michael Irvin and Jerry Jones as witnesses at his upcoming trial for marijuana possession?

A. "If anybody anywhere knows how to beat any rap at any time, it's Michael Irvin."

B. The 'real' Jerry Jones has been in the witness-protection program for the past nine months, and he's terrific on the stand.

C. He boasted to his lawyer that he would produce at least one character witness from the "White House."

D. He figures if he's going to jail anyway, it'll be fun to watch a couple of guys squirm on the way.

E. He's just following O.J.'s advice.

F. Erik Williams and Leon Lett are busy that week.