As usual, a lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

	After marrying Lisa Marie Presley, Nicolas Cage wonders if he can get a title like the King or King of Pop.

What the heck was Nicolas Cage thinking when he married Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of Elvis and the ex-wife of Michael Jackson?

A. "She obviously has a thing for white guys."

B. "If things ever get boring, I can wear my Flying Elvis costume and we can discuss her childhood."

C. "After doing 'The Family Man,' I've just been obsessed with living a quiet, down-to-earth, simple, normal, average American family lifestyle."

D. "That hip shaking and pelvis thrusting has got to be hereditary!"

E. "I've always wanted partial custody of a giraffe."

F. "What's there to be grossed out about? It's not like Jacko ever slept with her."