Midgame bedchecks weren't in the job description Bruce Kimm signed up for.

What the heck was Chicago Cubs manager Bruce Kimm thinking when he found one of his players sleeping in the clubhouse during a recent game?

A. "There's no napping in baseball."

B. "It's almost hard to imagine why we haven't won a World Series since 1908."

C. "Sosa can complain all he wants, but we obviously have the coziest clubhouse in baseball."

D. "Man, those steroids can sure tucker a guy out."

E. "Sure they look like greedy, insensitive, strike-thirsty jerks when they're awake, but players are just cute as a button when they're sleeping."

F. "This is major progress. It used to be four or five guys back in the Baylor days."