Cloning isn't the exact science it is in the movies.

What the heck was fertility specialist Patnayiotis Zavos thinking when he announced he will begin human cloning procedures with seven couples within the next two months in a foreign country?

A. "CBS will choose the country. After all, 'Survivor: Incubator' is their series."

B. "Now that Angelina and Billy Bob have broken up, I feel a lot safer doing this."

C. "I'll put these couples on an island, surround them with beautiful, single people, and the world will tune in to see if clones can maintain their relationships."

D. "Finally, people will know my name. They may not know how to spell it or say it, but they'll know it when they see it."

E. "This is true story, of seven couples, picked to live in a house, and have their bodies cloned. To find out what happens when clones stop being polite, and start getting real ..."

F. "As long as one of the couples aren't Chuck Finley and Tawny Kitaen, what do you people care?"