Ed Headrick holds a Frisbee and its prototype, a Mother Frisbie's pie tin, in 1985.

What the heck were the relatives of Ed Headrick thinking when they agreed to have the perfector of the Frisbee's ashes molded into "memorial flying discs," that will then be sold to fund a museum?

A. "Take note, Williams family. It is possible for a family to handle bizarre posthumous wishes of a loved one without turning it into a three-ring circus."

B. "It's better this way, because somebody invariably knocks over the urn."

C. "You think we could save a few ashes and put them into a family memorial wiffle ball?"

D. "It seems only baseball, football, and basketball legends are eligible for freezing."

E. "We suppose there's a chance the public will find this weird, but we doubt it."

F. "Wait 'til you see the plans for our flesh-made boomerangs."