What the heck were the employees of an Atlanta-area Barnes & Noble thinking when they booted Michael Vick and a Falcons teammate from the bookstore for "soliciting"? (The Atlanta players were trying to promote the team.)

	"Hey, you: Quit loitering in the fiction section."

A. "We still haven't forgotten what happened when Eugene Robinson was caught 'soliciting.' "

B. "I don't care who you are, you just can't come into a Barnes & Noble, sit around, browse, drink coffee, and talk to people."

C. "The shoe's on the other foot now, Mr. Jock who picked on me, the bookworm, from kindergarten through 12th grade."

D. "We don't care if you're on the Falcons -- basketball players don't get special treatment."

E. "You're not Atlanta's QB -- Chris Chandler is. Always has been. Always will be."

F. "They're obviously lying. There's no such thing as the NFC South."