What the heck was Dwayne Rudd thinking when he ripped off his helmet on what should have been the final play of the Browns-Chiefs game, resulting in a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and setting up Kansas City for the game-winning field goal?

	Dwayne Rudd became the next Leon Lett ... and not in a good way.

A. "Somebody get me Leon Lett's cell number."

B. "I am sick and tired of wearing this stupid, orange, logo-less helmet."

C. "Somewhere, someone is getting their legs broken because of this, and I can't help but feel a little bit responsible."

D. "You think taking off my helmet was unsportsmanlike? You should have heard what coach Davis said when I did it."

E. "Humiliation is more satisfying when everyone can get a good, clear look at you."

F. "Geez! If I'd gone into my full-bore Brandi Chastain routine, how many penalty yards would that have cost us?"