What the heck was Ozzy Osbourne thinking when "The Osbournes" won the Emmy for Best Reality Show?

	"I want to thank my wife and kids. They're the (expletive) best!"

A. "Thank God the voting took place before 'The Anna Nicole Show' episode where she consults a pet psychic. We would've been toast."

B. "I am gonna eat this statue on stage at my next show!"

C. "Sharon! Sharon! How do I turn on the &^#*ing Emmy?"

D. "Let's celebrate. Kelly, honey, be a dear and take a bat out of the freezer for Daddy."

E. "See? I knew 'Big Brother' sucked!"

F. How the heck should we know? Like his thoughts are any easier to decipher.