What was Pamela Anderson thinking when she stood motionless on stage and said virtually nothing during her appearance at the Grammys with Jamie Foxx and rapper Ja Rule?

	Kid Rock, right, is Anderson's current rocker du jour.

A. "Gawd, I hope neither of these guys asks me why I'm dating Kid Rock."

B. "Look at that Britney Spears sitting there all fake, only concerned about her appearance. I hate superficial people."

C. "If this is a music awards show, how come Tommy never won one?"

D. "Which one of these guys is going to hit on me first? I bet it'll be Jamie. ... Yep, I was right."

E. "Wow! Did you see that performance of 'Lady Marmalade' by Lil' Kim, Pink and Christina Aguilera. ... I'm actually dressed quite conservative tonight."

F. "From up here, you can see every key man in rock 'n' roll ... I've got two minutes to pick my next boyfriend."