Did Sheryl Crow get dressed in the dark last Wednesday night?

What was Sheryl Crow thinking when she picked out her outfit for the Grammys?

A. "Cowboy dominatrixes on the next episode of Springer."

B. "Let's see Britney and Christina top this."

C. "If it makes you happy ... It can't be that bad."

D. "These boots are made for ... aw, hell, nobody's looking at my boots."

E. "The saleswoman did say that this overcoat went with everything."

F. "If that string breaks, I'm toast."