What the heck are they thinking?
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What was Amy Fisher thinking when she pulled out of her scheduled bout with Tonya Harding?

Amy Fischer
Say what you want about Amy Fisher, but she does have some standards.
A. "They never told me the fight was going to be on the same network that did 'Temptation Island' and 'Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?' ... Even I have some standards."

B. "If I'm photographed hanging out with Tonya, it might constitute a parole violation."

C. "Tonya will go right for my knees, and my knees got shaky in prison from all that constant kneeling on concrete floors while cleaning toilets with toothbrushes."

D. "The final straw was when Don King said he wanted half my purse in return for promoting the fight."

E. "Someone finally explained to me what Tonya meant when she said she was going to give me the Full Gillooly."

F. "I'm a lover, not a fighter."




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