KISS might have been a good choice to play the Winter Games in 1980.

What were Salt Lake City Olympic organizers thinking when they asked KISS to play at the closing ceremonies?

A. They hadn't heard that Gene Simmons had been permanently committed to an old-age home.

B. Just a way to say, "Thanks," to the Mormon church.

C. They were looking to make inroads with the key "Depends" demographic.

D. They had 3,000 gallons of face paint they needed to get rid of.

E. They had 2,000 condoms in the Olympic Village that they needed to get rid of.

F. KISS is the most popular group ever in South Korea, and they figured this would be a good way to make up for Jay Leno's thoughtless remark about Kim and his poor dog.