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What was San Francisco Giants second baseman Jeff Kent thinking when he broke his wrist while washing his truck?

Jeff Kent
Jeff Kent's wrist injury was a "clean break."
A. "Wax on ... wax off. Wax on ... wax off. Thanks to Mr. Miagi, I'll have the best reflexes in the league this year."

B. "If I can't afford a truck as nice as Barry's, at least mine will shine more."

C. "I hate spring training. I've got to find a way to get out of all these stupid workouts."

D. "And I always thought owning a truck that was raised up on 4-inch lifts would make me look tough."

E."I know I should have just went through the drive-thru wash ... but I really hate those streaks on the windshield."

F. "Dammit! This is going to land me on the list of stupidest injuries of all-time."




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